Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
