the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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