how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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