Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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