I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize