I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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