Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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