we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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