We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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