dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Farmville is her only friend.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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