my mouth tastes like poor choices
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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