I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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