hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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