Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Green mimosas i think yes
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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