i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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