Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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