Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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