Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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