he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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