Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
