508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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