so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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