glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
