Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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