Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
worst night to have a conscience
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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