We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
