I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
