You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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