Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
