If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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