the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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