Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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