Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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