apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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