I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it because I queefed?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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