Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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