i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
