She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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