yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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