some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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