if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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