Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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