I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The Olympian is in my bed
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