We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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