Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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