the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she was so not down for the gang bang
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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