That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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