so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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