i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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