I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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