she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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