I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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