Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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