How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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