on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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