There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
